Showing posts with label FUN CHAT. Show all posts
Showing posts with label FUN CHAT. Show all posts

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Eksena sa Tabi-Tabi Code 002

How to Resign

This is a true to life story, please do not try at home or work  hehe

PS: Identities of the involved people will remain confidential


 Situation: Maid already tried many times to resign but her employer wouldn't let her go. So one day while the maid is preparing lunch, chopping ingredients, she's talking to her employer

  Maid:   Ma'am lam nyo ba napanaginipan ko kayo kagabi.
  Ma'am: Talaga? Oh Anong nangyari sa panaginip mo?

  Maid:  (the maid stopped chopping and pointed carelessly the knife to her employer) 
              " Sinaksak kita habang natutulog ka......."

  Ma'am:  (shock)
    
           Needless to say, the maid was thrown out the next day.

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Friday, July 23, 2010

EKSENA SA TABI-TABI CODE 001

Date: July 22, 2010

SETTING: RTW shop


 I overheard this while window shopping . A customer is fitting a jacket while the saleslady is assisting her.

Customer: Ay hindi kasya miss eh
Saleslady: Kasya po yan free size yan eh
Customer: Hindi ko masara ang zipper eh, oh tingnan mo
 Saleslady tried to close the zipper but failed.....
Saleslady: Kasya po yan ate, may damit lang po kasi kayo sa loob ng jacket  kaya di magkasya.....

EPIC FAIL!!!

ang di makagets, GUTOM hehe


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Haist!,para sa mga GUTOM eto na nga puncline:

- Hindi sinusuot ang jacket nang HUBAD!! haler!

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Miss U so MUCH MOMMY


CANDLE Pictures, Images and
Photos


 
Mommy’s b-day coming up
One year after she passed away
So I’m challenging myself now
If I could be brave enough to watch her funeral video coverage
It’s a test if I already moved on, and ready to take other challenges
Hmm like new work perhaps…

So I did
Inserted the dvd on my lappy
Hmm, so the videographer used Adobe Premiere
It’s a good thing that my uncle took care of the videographer
Coz I almost volunteered doing the movie myself
And that would be the worst decision I would have made.
Coz I wouldn’t be able o keep that promise
Couldn’t even open the DVD case when it was first handed to me
Why reminisce with the pain?


So I skipped into some parts..boring..boring
And skipped again, not really playing the DVD continuously
And there now I see myself.. doing the Eulogy
Darn,I look fat, so I skip again
And now I’m crying (ok just teary-eyed with a cache on my voice)
Crap,  I look shit
Skip..skip…skip, finished
Now I can move on…

Or…

Senti Mode muna,kahit ngayon lang for the last time, or……….. let myself magsenti at least once a year? (every mom’s bday), or ……..twice a year ?(mom’s b-day and death anniv) or……… thrice (mom’s B-day, death anniv, Christmas) or ………….four times (mom’s B-day, death anniv, Christmas, my b-day) or…….. many times when I just feel the urge to miss her badly….

      Just like now, missing you so much , coz I just had this freakish incident na , thankfully whew! Natapos din. Thanks to my savior “muaaah” (that’s my heroic kiss to u). Times like this ,i wish ur still here ...oh,well..
Someday I'll understand why but for now I'll just deal with how (how not to get bored? lol). Seriously, I have to start looking for a job. This self-declared hibernation mode is now ending.

And that’s the optimistic side of me speaking….
                                and now I need a hug (and this is me asking for “inuman na!” hehe)







Ayus!!!

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          The  best thing about window shopping is that u bump to nice stuff you never expected to find. Bad thing about window shopping, if only i brought enough cash....Oh well not meant to be... moving on...

Monday, July 19, 2010

Weight Countdown



56 kilos now, last week 58 kilos.
Adik lang kelangan talaga ibroadcast...hehe

I therefore conclude, ok lang gumimik kahit on diet, basta iwasan ang pulutan,
di bale na lasing , wag lang tumaba haha

Remember Seigo?

   He's the half Japanese 5 year old kid na pakalat-kalat sa internet shop. Di pa marunong magspelling pero kaya na itype ang youtube at Y8.com. Ang makulit na chikiting na laging nagtatanong ng "anong giwa-giwa mo? Saling-pusa sa DOTA ,Counter Strike at Basketball. Takot sa gerls! at mahilig magyakap ng boys (as kaberks, kayo ha...) so ewan ko nalang kuya kung di mo pa matandaan, sa dami kong clues, memory gap na yan, ..isa ka siguro sa mga nakakaiwan ng payong ,USB and cellphone sa shop,lol.

  So asan na nga ba sya? Sirit na? ,

Sad to say, eto sya nawawala sa Japan....tsk..tsk..

Gutom na gutom, pero walang pambiling donut....huhuhu



Kawawang mommy, sumasakit na ang ulo sa kahahanap,

So let's join forces, na pabalikin nalang sila sa Pilipinas. At least dito kahit walang pera,  may DOTA naman (pustahan itetch) , kahit tambay at least hindi pagod, , kahit gutom, busog naman ang mata sa daming CUTE na GAMERS (naks!!)

Anyway bago pako madagukan dito sa pinagsasabi ko (especially sa mga taong atat na atat di man lang mahintay ang punch line kaya panic mode na,) eto na ang punch line...JOKE! JOKE! JOKE!

Sego is actually ok living with her mom in JAPAN. Giving her constant headache (typical kid buti nalang cute, kung hindi...haha).For her mom, masasabi ko lang " INGAT"




He is now studying, this time for real, no more DOTA or Power Rangers Japanese

He got a new friend
Of course," a friend" approved by madir (may ganun!, haha lagot nako nito)

So I therefore conclude Sego is happy in JAPAN.



             We miss you here Sego, balik lang kayo ng mommy mo. I will always be your tita no matter what happens. And you can always play here free of charge. Basta pag nanalo ka sa DOTA, don't forget my Balato. Mommy mo miss ko rin for the sole reason na tinaas  nya tolerance ko for alcohol hehe (tagay pa)
Don't forget my noodles pagbalik lol,

PC HELL



Another one gave up on me and it is becoming so frustrating. Another sleepless night for me. Babaw ko talaga, kung iba love life pinagpupuyatan, ako sirang pc. I wonder which is worse? And tonight after so many years of hibernating from religion, I guess I need to resurrect my faith and pray.

Sana last na to, papakabait nako pramis!! (crosses two fingers)

Friday, July 16, 2010

Eksena sa Cafe code 001


BUBWIT!
True to Life STORY
Date : July 15, 2010 (around 5 PM)
Venue: Chattersville Internet Cafe

Gamer:  Uy may bago pala kayong bubwit?
Operator: Anong bubwit?
Gamer:  Ayan oh,….sabay turo sa mouse

Haha, tumbling, 

Luv the term, thus from now on this shop would prefer to use "bubwit"  instead of mouse
Anyone with concern with "our bubwits"  would refer to it as stated if not well...you'll be ignored

Agree?.... Sana matalo sa DOTA ang hindi mag-aagree....peace!

To take the joke literally, would mean like this ...
Computer technology going organic ,lol


Thursday, July 15, 2010

My New Size

                  My get together with batchmates of nutritionist made me realize that I've been wasting a lifetime of knowledge. I'm always the rebel that does not practice what I should be doing, common sense dictates that at least for myself I should be benefiting from 5 years of studying what foods to eat,yet still it's an everyday struggle for me. Ok so fast forward, don't want to bore u with other nonsense awakening things, (coz I've been doing that alot lately...)

So this is me now, after 1 month of dieting
from 65 kg to 58 kg
BMI: 26.2 (pre-obese based on WHO classification) to 23.2(normal)
BMI for normal weight 18.5-24.99
yay! i got in!!!

             Since I'm in celebratory mood, guess what I'm doing now!!! lol

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

ZAMBALES SUMMER GETAWAY 2010

 


Fun movie I made using Adobe premiere. The quality is not good since I have to convert the format of the movie for easy upload, nevertheless enjoy the movie.The beautiful pictures are courtesy of my friend Jeff, so daym nice to have a photographer friend around during out-of-town trips.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Diet 101


“ Lightning can’t strike twice in one place;

I think I found my safe spot”

Nobody is Perfect!!!

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Diet Coke

Get a dose of this light energy packed butterfly kissed drink! Oozing with sex (y) appeal (low sugar) with a zing of feisty attitude (antioxidants Vit C, E)). It has a taste of sunshine (Vit D) that creates shiny sparkle on your eyes (Vit A) and provide heat that boost active mind (Vit B) and body.

It’s a whole LOT of LOVING for your BODY!!!


NOT YET AVAILABLE for Human Consumption. Maybe later. So keep visiting my blog,

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

tagaytay trip